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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon plays the lottery (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 17 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I'll add:

Before anything else, go out to eat or something to celebrate
After 3, buy something permanent for the house both you and the GF (if she exists) have been wanting (TV, sofa, etc); this will serve as a tangible reminder that you were responsible with the winnings

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Blow it all on drugs

[–] SippyCup@feddit.nl 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

4: Go in to debt for more drugs

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

blow for drugs

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 15 hours ago

get blown for your drugs