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[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 9 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, but I generally drink from the tap.

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Was a reference to the movie Idiocracy, where they only used Gaterade to water their plants, because they crave electrolytes and water is just the stuff from the toilet.

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

It's been too long since I watched that.

[–] Gumus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 hours ago

Just look out of the window...

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 points 20 hours ago

That shit's got electrolytes.