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Its been a while but yeah NoSQL was the closest.
I remember a good 4-5 years where developers all around me were using couchdb, mongodb, and a host of others. mostly json in <-> json out kind of systems. And VERY hard to maintain after the initial TODO. I remember so much debugging and finding out old records didnt have a way to deal with changes in the "tables" or equivalents. It was maddening.
Dont get me wrong, it did create some really awesome specialty tools but you cant really get around ACID compliance when dealing with databases.
I think SQL has some awesome properties that keep it going:
Yeah 100% with you, had this mongo database where the first entry was like a description, the nr 2 and on the actual data. I mean if there were a description... Sometes 2 descriptions...
Why oh why.
And for sure SQL is kind of the cement of DB today, don't get me wrong, I like that what I learned yesterday actually still works, I'm just pondering the fact that it is so.
Maybe SQL isn't the hip language so people doesn't try to reinvent it all the time ๐