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[–] jnod4@lemmy.ca 14 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

"I'm a progressive but I would never date a woman who's not down to raise me three kids, clean, cook, shop, clean, never drinks, smokes. She mustn't been ran through. Also she has to satisfy me every time I want, without having the expectations of she receiving it back, a human fuck puppet of sorts, also she has to keep pretty, sexy, lingerie, she has to keep fit, no tattoos. And also I want her to sign a prenup, she wasn't there when I earned everything I have, she don't get to keep half of nothing after we divorce. Also she has to be content with me fucking somebody younger on the side when her tits start to sag or gets crows feet. Also she has to fear god but first to fear me, also she can't be black or brown, also.. also.. also.. "

Also this is not a joke, this is how I've been raised and this is what my entourage of friends all push and strive for. I myself have broken from these traditional values inflicted by society and parents, but I will never forget how men sit down at the table and women are there only to serve.

They can fuck whoever they want, but don't be homophobic about it