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[–] dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de 79 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

That's four screens total. You're first on the chopping block.

[–] balsoft@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 hours ago

Nah, actually, in a typical company the lower down the ranks you are the less likely you are to be fired, statistically speaking (to a point, of course you're more likely to be fired while on probation or something).

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Fact is, in my company, higher ups have more screens than me. Like phone, desktop, couple monitors and huge wall monitor.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 7 points 5 hours ago

Maybe your company is a statistical outlier