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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Extremely talented expert programmer with 30 years experience: "I need an API for the Windows registry that's accessible in perl syntax within the Android 8.5 OS, and it's got to be written in Chinese"

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College dropout with two years at Best Buy who got the job from his uncle: "How make phone edit WimOSreg fewest characters chinglish"

1879563822560 results, answer in first screen