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Anon thinks there is a bicurious double standard (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 16 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Twinks are feminine, so fucking a twink is also feminine and that's gay. The manliest thing you can do is fuck the manliest guy you can find.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Coincidentally, that is also what you should do on your first day in prison. Or so they told me, I dunno

EDIT: Wait... was it beat OFF the manliest guy or beat UP? Hmmm... doesn't matter. Everybody liked me after anyway.

[–] BonkTheAnnoyed@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 26 minutes ago (1 children)

Rape jokes (incarcerated or free it's the same) getting upvoted... what a weird timeline.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 points 7 minutes ago

Where’s the rape joke? I understand that most jokes involving prison and sex are rape jokes, but that one doesn’t seem to be. The writer gave handjobs, and everybody liked him after. Sounds like a fun, consensual time.