this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2025
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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 68 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hep no have meat one day. Wuff look at Hep

[–] thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Hep look at Wuff. Hep do the bonking. Wuff only good for seeking. Hep think he can bonk Wuff too.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wuff is also meat. Hep bonk wuff.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hep sad, but Hep no hungr.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Y'all are bad, Heps.

[–] Tonava@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

I've clearly had too many canines as family members since I immediately just imagined the sad puppy eyes they give you after not getting any treats for like five minutes, instead of understanding what was implied

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 34 points 1 week ago
[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bruh this is not a shitpost, its so wholesome

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I know bruh

[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

Imagine being an early hominid and not knowing that dogs only live for so many years.

The last day always comes too soon.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

hep sit on rock
hep mind own business
fuzzy thing fall through roof
fuzzy thing named mau
fuzzy thing like hep for reasons
fuzzy thing cute, also gud for cuddles
mau and wuff not always get along, but they gud frens
mau sleep on heps head when hep not feel gud
mau gud fuzzy

[–] General_Effort@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Awww. That reminds me of the ending of A Boy and His Dog. Good movie. Lots of cultural influence.

[–] GeorgimusPrime@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is this the plot of Primal?

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

It's the full story of Alpha, from 2018 (?)