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[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Good lord, they do look just like my husband and me. I’m going to use this and a photo of us to make a “they’re the same picture” meme.

[–] OdinGreif@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

THESE FROGS ARE GOING TO MIAMI!

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

They're so damn cute

Edit: i just realized, they're not the same frog. My point stands anyway.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I one found one of these in my yard. I went to pick it up and move it, and at my first touch, it let out the loudest "Peeeeeeeeeoooooooooooowwwwwwww!" I've ever heard. I didn't stop laughing for a full minute.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh, you are so lucky, i always wished to even get to see one of these fellas irl

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 4 points 4 days ago

I mean, it was one of these types of perfectly round angry little froggy guys. Common rain frog or the common sand frog most likely.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 points 4 days ago

It sounds like a dog toy, but its a sonorous war cry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOMZ6_iLjyo

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I love gay frogs 🐸 🏳️‍🌈

[–] Valthorn@feddit.nu 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I never heard Alex Jones say anything about the toads turning gay, so I guess they were gay from the start.

¯\(ツ)/¯🏳️‍🌈

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Toads are frogs! =D

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frog

Frog species with rough skin texture due to wart-like parotoid glands tend to be called toads, but the distinction between frogs and toads is informal and purely cosmetic, not from taxonomy or evolutionary history.

[–] Valthorn@feddit.nu 1 points 3 days ago

Oh I didn't know that! Cool!

[–] bigfondue@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

It's Saturgay my dudes

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the freaking frogs gay. Do you understand that?

They didn't need the chemicals they were already gay AF

[–] PolydoreSmith@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I, too, worship at the altar of Celine

[–] Red0ctober@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Praise be to Celine

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

It's the chemicals in the water...

[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Red0ctober@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

You're on the air, thanks for calling

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 4 days ago

Amphibian bed death is a myth.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If you hadn’t been messing with the frogs, OP, you wouldn’t have gotten corrected like that. Now apologize to the frogs and stop worrying about others’ sexuality.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] don@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[–] Red0ctober@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Fact Struggle!

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 1 points 3 days ago