If your stomach feels bloated and you can feel the bubbling, don't even think about it, just rush to the nearest toilet
this post was submitted on 31 Aug 2025
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Who are you weak-boweled people? I've never had an issue with Taco Bell. How did your genes survive when you shite yourself with a bit of spice?
I think it’s a racist trope on food prep standards more than spices. Same with not drinking the water in Mexico.
Same with not drinking the water in Mexico.
Wait, why would this be racist? Tap water is not potable in Mexico, locals drink bottled/filter their water. Am I missing something here?
Sometimes you win by eating more fiber
Is Taco Bell way worse in the US compared to Canada? I've never gotten sick from it here
I’ve never gotten sick from there either in the US but i also typically eat the local Mexican food instead. I think it’s just become an internet thing
It's just a meme because white people can barely handle salt and pepper, I've never had an issue with taco bell but then again I rarely eat from fast food Mexican places when the real stuff is readily available
Taco bell's kitchen is reliably cleaner and safer than most other fast food chains wrt cross contamination, so if we're on a road trip and don't have long to choose a place to eat, they can be an easy default. Not as good as a taco truck, usually more expensive, but taco trucks move and I don't want to have to drive all over a town I don't know to find a taco truck.
Same, and I'm in the state where it was founded, so I doubt it. It's more just a running joke because it's low quality pseudo-Mexican food.
Canada has stricter rules, and higher standards. I still feel like McDonalds is the worst fast food in Canada, compared to every other place that sells burgers.
I thought that terrible quality was layers of JPEG + screenshotting but the closest thing I could find to the original looks like it was ripped from 480i too.
Amber heard won
Finally an exception to the rule: the house always wins.
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edit: close enough
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I want some so bad just because of that stupid dougdoug bit but the only ones in all of eBay cost like $60 with shipping and I just can't justify that dumb of a purchase
is it a coincidence or i am seeing taco word almost everywhere . its crazy
Maybe the tariffs on it were lifted.
Sometimes you win by only getting the aroma and not the solids.