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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 138 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 96 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Let the adaptations begin:

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 44 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is so not safe for life...

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

My bad, hopefully this angle is better.

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[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 111 points 3 weeks ago

This whole saga is like Trump found a cursed monkey's paw and wished that the internet would believe he's had sex with a consenting adult.

[–] shittydwarf@piefed.social 78 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm really ootl what's going on?

[–] shittydwarf@piefed.social 51 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] int_not_found@feddit.org 48 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 3 weeks ago

Good to know even powerful disgusting people abuse ticketing priority systems

Ah, who am I kidding, they're probably the ones most likely to do so

[–] Pieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don’t get it. Can someone explain it to me?

[–] shittydwarf@piefed.social 45 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Here Epstein suggests Putin has pictures of trump giving Bill Clinton a blowjob

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not just pictures, "the pictures".

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago

Imagine if Clinton came out and said “I DID have sexual relations with Donnie TEE”

[–] roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

One of the Epstein emails talks about pics of Trump blowing Bubba and the speculation is that Clinton is Bubba.

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"Speculation" lol, it was Bill's well-known nickname

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It is but it's not like he's the only person in the world with that nickname

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You're right, they probably meant Bubba from Forrest Gump

Imagine him making this face, too.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 10 points 3 weeks ago

Hahah, Trump's blowing him and Bubba's just listing out all the ways you can serve shrimp.

[–] markz@suppo.fi 70 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I sincerely hope that soon no one can say it without thinking about this.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago

Pretty sure that happens sometime today if it hasn't already.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 62 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 40 points 3 weeks ago

They just let you do it.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 57 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

To think, Bill Clinton woke up thinking this was going to be a normal day of vaguely being linked to the epstein files, and letting a 19 year old take the fall for him.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Bill Clinton is still alive? What's he up to these days?

[–] RedRibbonArmy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago

Dude is the same age as Trump.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Being a creepy old white dude, last I checked. Business as usual.

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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 39 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Those sick bastards used Gmail.

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 35 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Oh man! Okay, I give up. Okay, here's the truth, I did not give Bill Clinton a bj! I'm the only person in the world that Bill's big rock hard shlong has not been into.

[–] apex32@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

schlong

That word reminds me of a bizarre tweet that Trump actually tweeted in 2015:

When I said that Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Obama, it meant got beaten badly. The media knows this. Often used word in politics!

https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/679506175239532545

[–] CatsPajamas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 3 weeks ago

Omfg amazing. He's the worst but he's probably the most unintentionally hilarious person of all time. What a fucking dipshit.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 3 weeks ago
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[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

Focusing on Trump and Bill is a propaganda distraction.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 60 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

talking about the released Epstein file emails is a distraction from.... the Epstein files...?

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

From the rape and pedo stuff – absolutely. The outcome of focusing on Clinton is politically neutralizing and has likely made everything else contained irrelevant background news. It is humiliating to Trump, but not actually politically damaging at all. That is a perfectly calculated distraction to focus the public on by design.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

Nah, it's a great booster meme for the popularity of this scandal, at least on the left side. It keeps it going in people's minds and that's all that matters in the long run because Trump and his cronies were hoping people would forget, and it hasn't. Many former Trump supporters cite the Trumpstein files as one of the issues that drove them away from MAGA.

Just as an example, JD Vance fucking couches has done jack for anything other than people making a fool out of him. Do you really respect him after that meme came out? I sure don't. And I still think he's a menace.

[–] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Not politically damaging? Have you met his base? They are going to snarl at this, and he's powerless without them!

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Have you met his base? They are not going to care about this. Or the pedo proofs. Or anything for that matter.

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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Trump giving anyone a blow job, let alone bill clinton, is hilarious. If the epstein files are worse than this, it's going to be one hell of a ride if/when they're released. I bet there's video of him raping children and possibly pics/video of this. It would explain why they're fighting like hell to keep these private. The raping of the children will lose the women magas and the "gay stuff" will lose the men magas.

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[–] bookmeat@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

He just grabbed them by the pussy.

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