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[–] Memetic@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Now this is a true schizer post.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Scheißpfosten*

[–] ABetterTomorrow@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ummm wtf get played on that? I’m scared what it could be.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cartoon Animals getting ripped apart by various means. Accidentally walking into a wood chipper, jumping into a barrel of razorwire, etc. pretty graphic.

[–] dellish@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Not to mention hilarious.

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Or....its the German word for children

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I reckon OP realized that but was more amused by the literal gore cartoon in the Kinder section and the title of the post is an entirely separate joke

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

(1 month later) Correct

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I don't envy you after letting your kid watch happy tree friends. Good luck with the nightmares.

[–] Drewmeister@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

While yes, Happy Tree Friends is probably not for kids despite how it might look

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

I kinda think it was made with the intention kids would be exposed to it by mistake.