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No, but I can tell you that ejaculating on the doctor is not the answer.
Offers of reciprocation also don't earn you extra credit. Which is bullshit.
Omfg that is exactly what I wanted to comment 😅
Can you elaborate? I don't see why these wouldn't work
If you feel a hand on each shoulder you have a great doctor there.
Once your finger is inside, make the following motions:
⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ START
Once your finger is inside
fist
When the doctor says "how did it feel" just say "a little weird the first inch but it became arousing real quick"
- Bend over
- Relax
- Don't say "Ahh" or "Uhh". If you must vocalize, "hnngth" is acceptable.
what about "Hummmmmph" followed by "Heeheee" ?
Only if you ejaculate between.
"BULLSEYE!"
"Great shot kid, that was one in a million!"
Practice to clench so hard that the doctor's finger gets stuck. They never expect that.
The correct answer is two fingers. Hope this helps.
Best one to start the day ,thanks
Hopefully it's "negative"
Push back on the doctors fingers and send flowers after..
google mtf
Doctor, I don't feel a ring on that finger
Practice, practice, practice.
I once leaked
Did they plug the leak?
Yes. 👉👌
In, out, in, out, select, start
Chili is the only preparation you need.
Estradiol
The best way to go is a some "a", a few "o", a long string of "m", and write "oh yeah" in the last question.
"YEEEEESSSSS!!!!"
Get a tattoo before exam on your butt that has doctors name saying “Name of Doctor wuz here”. They give you extra credit.
No matter how hard you study you will always get a C.
I got a D
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Deeper daddy!
a dildo? or an actual thing?