this post was submitted on 01 Sep 2025
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[–] poplargrove@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 14 points 6 days ago

What up! We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion! Nothing Sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged, but if you're fat, we expect you to find humor in the little things. Nothing Sexual.

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

*sight* everything reminds me of her.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I took a pic the other day..

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Yeah, I was struck by how... pronounced that feature was...

Almost never see a cloud looking like something and the one time it looked strikingly like something, it had to be that...

[–] Lenny@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago
[–] Hominine@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Dawn of day 3. Two minutes remain.

[–] Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Thy kingdom comes

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This could be another one of those "disaster" movies. Meteors, comets, angry aliens etc. But this time it's a huge cock that god sends down and the penis kills everyone by showing them with thick ejaculate. Scientists frantically come up with a rescue mission to put a huge condom over the penis while projecting a huge image of a really ugly girl to reduce it's size.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

There was this old flash video of the first part of this, where a giant dick just rains down, thrusting destruction on everything.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago

Puffy for her pleasure. Or his or their pleasure. No judgments here.