If it's any consolation, you're much more likely to get killed by the police officer than the logging truck
this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2025
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If the avatar is real, she’ll be relatively safe unless she marries one.
I didn't think it's true, but the avatar did have his lessons. 10/10 everyone should watch it. And not that James Cameron bullshit.
It's funny because it's statistically true.
Elf?
Finding Nemo?
Ice cold reference! I never heard anyone else reference that one in regards to You Will Die In Remarkable Ways II.
Braces girl murders fish.
Christmas Vacation?
That was 1989.
Damn, I’m old.
You're a fucking spring blossom and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
My problem is I'm a corpse flower.
I needed that. Thanks.
Age = experience = wisdom = badass
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
I don’t remember a logging truck in kill bill
logs that fall off of trucks don't behave that way in real life so that's still a ticket
Sounds exactly what death would say
what nooo
Yeah, you have to run into the log, it doesn't suddenly jump backwards,
But you’re traveling at high speeds and they’d be hard to avoid if they all fell off at once
Yeah but if you brake you will slow down quicker than the logs. The logs won't just suddenly shift their momentum upon falling off and jump into your vehicle.
Now a spinning tire coming off a vehicle is a demon from hell and can do whatever the hell it wants physics be damned.
Rotational momentum is a hell of a thing
Even if you're tailgating and the log bumps off? I'm not good at physics btw.
Yes. You are both going the same speed. Unless there is some obstacle on the road that will immediately stop the log your brakes will do a better job of slowing you down than a log will just sliding on the road. The bigger danger is honestly driving towards the truck in case this happens
Two hours later, both of you are still trying to guess which movie you're talking about
Look, in the spirit of community, in case somebody isn't getting it, this is a reference to the movie Speed! with Nicholas Cage.
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's better than bad. It's good.
Speed limit: 65 Trucks: 55 I pass a truck at 76... That's a ticket, 11mph over puts you in the "real fines" zone. Never mind that the truck was going 21mph over his speed limit.
Oh, and then the officer says... Since its a first offense, you can waive the fine if you take our online class, and it won't be reported to your insurance.
The online class has a fee of exactly the fine +$10. Payable to some private company of course.
I wanted to turn around, drive back to Nebraska and [fedpost].
GhostedIC@sh.itjust.works has not one, but TWO warning labels next to their name, telling us that this person is not to be fucking trusted.
What's up with dat.
Edit: O shit I just glanced at your comment history and now I know what's up with dat.
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Logs (2003)
Is that the one about the sentient log that rolls around killing people?
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Honest question. What is the origin/reason of this fashion to prevent the use of capitals?
I'm pretty sure it started with artists using lowercase in their titles and album names. I have 0 evidence for this
I'm going to use you as a source on Grokpedia
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I literally did this twice yesterday
The Matrix Reloaded?
You didn't even need to see the movie, that scene was in the trailer which was was everywhere at the time
OMG, did she have a premonition?
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