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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 59 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

What workers?

A "s__ worker"?

Someone help, it is literally impossible to read this post with the giant censor bar.

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER

that felt necessary

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think it's Sas worker .... someone who gives you sas

or they work for the British SAS (Special Air Service)

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

SAAS: Sex as a service

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

I'm not a fan of censored memes, but they are becoming common and I'm far too lazy to hunt down uncensored ones or fix the ones I find

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

we work hard, we play hard

[–] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

Gotta be Shrek worker. Shrek is heavily censored in some part of the world because the movie is too woke.

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[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Stop censoring normal fucking words. OP didn't obviously do it, why do reposters feel the need?

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"German muscle woman"

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 33 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

It'd be nice to ban any memes that are censored.

[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 21 points 2 weeks ago

I would heartily support that. The Fediverse should take a stand against this advertiser-friendly bullshit.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

That would cut down on the number of memes available, since the sources are often censored.

I think we should require someone posting a censored meme add additional censorship to make the message appear more potentially offensive.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Im all for covering the censorship with worse words

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[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'm with you, but our meme community is already so sparse and limited compared to larger platforms that I'm not sure we'd like the results.

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[–] Boppel@feddit.org 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

the gerties 💀

4th gertie is going to be disgusting gertie

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[–] TheBlindPew@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wonder what clientele Sappho tended to service 🤔, guess we'll never know

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 week ago

Friends and roommates only, I guess

[–] de_lancre@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Lily the Fox

Ella the Wolf

Nellie the Pig

Grizzly Bear

Furry. Furry never changes.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

How could you leave out Cotton Tail?!

[–] OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

...can we talk about Kidneyfoot Jenny, or do you think they were just trying to differentiate between her and Mexican Jennie?

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wide-ass Nellie! I like them thick!

[–] mtpender@piefed.social 11 points 2 weeks ago

Built like a Pixar mum!

[–] Klear@quokk.au 17 points 1 week ago
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Holy shit, these are all amazing.

We're only missing Long Dick Johnson.

"The Chinless Wonder."

"Dog-faced Kitty."

"Fatty McDuff."

"Few Clothes Molly."

... modern day stipper/porn star names got nothin' on these, goddamn.

This is, to me, the same level/kind of funny as that Japanese baseball game from the 80s, with the hysterical attempts at coming up with American baseball player names.

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[–] OrganicMustard@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Ah yes, Sappho the nice friend of many women of the town

[–] boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

They got their nickname for being really bad at sex

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Dita von Teese wrote the foreword to R. F. Johnson's "Working Girls" which features pictures of - mostly female, mostly dressed - brothel workers, taken in 1892 by William Goldman.

I like this photo in particular, it seems so weirdly un-1800s-like:

slightly nsfw

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

I'm obviously "Grizzly Bear" but I might be "German Muscle Woman" for the right price.

$20 went a lot further back then.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Ella the Wolf
Lily the Fox

1800s furries?

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Between them and Squirrel-Tooth Alice, I hope something doesn't awaken inside of me.

And by something, I mean a venereal disease, because it's too late for me to not be a furry.

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[–] snooggums@piefed.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It is kind of fun trying to guess whether some of the names that could be gender neutral today would have been back in the day.

Like I am guessing Buffalo Jo is short for Josephine, and Dutch Jake is definitely a man, but Fatty McDuff and The Carson Banger could go either way depending on their sense of humor.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 week ago

Idk but I'm spending the night with the chinless wonder

[–] pizza_the_hutt@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

I needs me some of that Hambone Jane.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

What the hell is the sexual appeal of a Dog-faced Kitty?

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They can't all be 10s.

Nellie the Pig, Noseless Lou, German Muscle Woman

Who would you marry, fuck, kill? Go.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Marry: German Muscle Woman

Fuck: Noseless Lou

Kill: Nellie the Pig

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[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Her great-great-great-great-great granddaughter ended up working on Mars

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

A lot of these would work for Garbage Pail Kids, too

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago

Three-tit Tillie?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Now I have to fire up WWE to see if "The Virgin" is one of the names you can actually have the announcers say... 🤔

If I can, I'm making a Discord mod wrestler cuz I need more Heels for my custom federation.

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Big Bonanza sounds like the name of a restaurant for big eaters, and know what I'm all for it

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