Probably some guy named Garlic idk
this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2025
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It's why Garlic Jr was so rich. His dad invented it.
“Mr. Bread was my father.”
Breakfast burritos too!
Not to mention burrito burritos
What is a 'bank holiday'?
We'd call it a national holiday in the States.
Holiday where banks are closed during normal business hours.
... and a bronze statue for the genius who put cheese on that garlic bread
And a small, tasteful plaque for the person who discovered you can skip the bread and just eat cheese and garlic
Food of the future.
Garlic.......on bread !?!?!?!
I’m sure it was someone’s mom or grandma
God fucking dammit Connor, are you smoking weed again !?
I'm not not smoking weed
Nobel prize for food at the very least.