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Anon Hates College (lemmy.world)
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Be me

Freshman year of college

Hate everything

Classes feel pointless, dorm food tastes like cardboard

Think about dropping out

Next Day Comes

Meet beautiful, mature blonde student

Smart, confident, laughs at my dumb jokes

We start talking

She makes college feel less miserable

Study sessions turn into coffee dates

Coffee dates turn into real dates

Fast forward a few years

She’s my wife

We’re happy

Nice home, shared life, still laughing together

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[–] SystemL@literature.cafe 2 points 6 days ago

Top ten dreams

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 47 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m confused. Where’s the portion where I’m meant to feel personally aggrieved by women, minorities, or politicians? This isn’t reinforcing my negative character traits in the least. I’m not sure what we’re even doing here, bud.

(Cute story, updoot)

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Anon, tell us about 1960 again.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

Ah yes the 1900's.

[–] Uri@infosec.pub 4 points 2 weeks ago

Where did anon got a time mechine

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

You need to escape those >