ANY toaster. If you go to a wedding or any formal event with drinks, you can control whoever's giving the toast. That could be pretty powerful.

3 would get you through almost any door. Definitely my choice.

7 though, this would make you a star in the DEA. Imagine seeing inside everyone's tires, and then you find one you can't see inside. "Whatcha got in those tires, son?" I'm sure there could be other uses.

2, you could run a business on free gravel but you're mostly paying for processing and delivery so you would only have a small edge on your competition. It's still a lot of work and big heavy expensive trucks.

Easy, free gravel. Become a gravel salesman.

Would be interesting to see how it appears though. Can I get to just point to a spot and suddenly gravel? If so, charge people for the show too. Just rock up to their house, point at the driveway and boom, gravel. Easy money.

Added bonus: don’t like someone? Boom, house literally full of gravel.

Gravel.

I could do so much with free gravel, you have no idea.

Okay, I'll bite this time.

1. Don't see any use.
2. Sell gravel. Become rich.
3. If no cooldown you can spam and teleport anywhere as long as there's a path between A and B
4. Not sure.
5. Turning on every toaster in the world at the same time would probably cripple the various power grids globally.
6. If it stacks you could look quite young.
7. Could probably make some money checking if safes are empty or not. Doesn't say anything about distance. Could remotely check containers for people. Depends as well on the definition of empty.
8. Would be hugely beneficial to some archeologists.
9. For anyone who is unable to walk currently this would be good. What happens if you cut your legs off? Can you fly afterwards?

Teleport 7 inches away easy lock in:

Teleport up 7 inches on a generator perpetual motion machine.

Walk through thin walls / safes.

Repeatedly teleport forwards never have to walk again.

Teleport out of bed every morning.

Teleport out of clothes at night / sexy times

Look cool AF.

Free gravel for life could be a game changer.

Free gravel is so busted compared to the rest. Gravel's one of those things that you don't need often, but someone in any town on any given day will need some.

You could undercut every single other gravel business. Even if the competition lowers their prices dramatically, they can't go lower than their costs. Meanwhile, you have absolutely no costs on material. Gravel monopoly.

The teleport 7 inches thing might be nice for getting through locked doors

If there's no cooldown and no cost on teleport, maximum distance doesn't really make a difference

I would be the Gravel King. You need gravel, you come to me. I would be a benevolent king though. I would grant gravel to those that need it.

Are we talking about Albert Einstein in his prime, or Albert Einstein now?

Free gravel, then sell it. Just make sure to not summon too much gravel so the price doesn't go down.

I am pretty sure you can sell gravel soooo

7 inch teleport sounds genuinely useful in a fight. Also, couldn't you just keep teleporting 7 inches? It might still be faster and easier than running.

On the other hand, infinite gravel...

7. It still allows you to determine whether containers are empty, which is situationally useful.

Free Gravel?

This one is clearly the best choice. That shit is expensive!

Start a gravel business, destroy the competition, and create a gravel empire.

3 is overpowered, it's basically FTL if the reload time is low

Seeing inside empty containers is way more useful than it seems.

I want to say free gravel, but I need to know how its manifested. In a big pile where I want it? Or like never ending handfuls of pocket gravel?

WAIT.

Any toaster?!

Can I take a pill that gives me a whole sub for discussing these?

Free gravel! Fuck yeah!

Living in the rural area and having pretty long private road i would be really happy for free gravel.

Bonus points if i can desite how coarce it is. During winter the yard gets really icy and small gravel would make it better.

Is the 7 inches absolute, or distance apart? As in, could I teleport past a 7 inch thick wall, or just 7 inches from my current position? If I could get through the wall, that miiight be more abusable. Otherwise totally the gravel. Even if it doesn't magically appear, gravel is useful for all sorts of stuff. Especially if you get to pick what type/grading/etc each load is like with purchased gravel. That'd be really useful.

3 means general immunity to locked doors and restraints

Free gravel sounds great, but nowhere is the amount specified, if you get a handful of gravel every day for life that's not helpful.

Teleport 7 inches sounds good, if the effect of the pill isn't a one time thing. Do you only teleport 7 inches when digesting the pill? Do you keep teleporting? Can you stop teleporting? ;)

Gravel is basically free already. The real cost is putting it where you want it to be.

You guys are sleeping on 1.

The secrets of the oysters could be yours.

3 and 7 are pretty OP if used correctly