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[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 162 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 92 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Those public bidets are absolutely fantastic.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 37 points 1 week ago

Absolutely breathtaking*

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Careful with them hottub jets, all I'm sayin

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's nice of cities to put them in every park

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Apparently you can only use them once though

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 83 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

if a woman used this line on me my response would be "wait here a few minutes i need to pop into the nearest jewelry store"

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 56 points 1 week ago (2 children)

*puts on ski mask*
ALRIGHT EVERYBODY HIT THE FLOOR THIS IS A ROBBERY

[–] Klear@quokk.au 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

ANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE I'M GONNA EXECUTE EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF YOU!

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

milkshakes are like 10$'s now

[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i met a dog last week that showed me how to die

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

*comes back to woman with the French crown jewels, a milkshake, and a suspiciously living dog*

[–] nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

*pumpiserlou starts playing*

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

I’m in a transitional period so I don’t wanna kill you, I wanna help you.

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The dystopia calls for the payment failing due to...

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i bought too many board games

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 2 points 1 week ago

I was not expecting that, but I am respecting that

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 75 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Could you share your Emacs config?

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 56 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

*Girl-chan blushes*

"I didn't know you were an FSF purist, Boy-san. Show me the config you have so painstakingly put together... "

*Boy-san smiles warmly. This is it, this is true love.*

"Oh spacemacs. Oh okay. Actually I think I have a headache, and need to leave. Don't call me."

[–] verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 week ago

The Japanese honorifics are what truly elevate this to abhorrence.

[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 week ago

Emacs? I don't think this is going to work out...

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

I sent you my desktop layout, please respond

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

Oh yeah, it's right up my ass I MEAN APPARTMENT!!!

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I, for one, appreciate people nerding out

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago

I went to a tech event recently and got to chat with other other tech people, and it's been awhile since I've been able to do that. We nerded out talking about caching. It was great.

[–] goatinspace@feddit.org 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What's your monitor aspect ratio?

[–] Apocalypteroid@feddit.uk 18 points 1 week ago

I mean, it's pretty big, but not too big, you know?

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Omg you just can't ask them their monitor aspect ratio... Not without foreplay.

Tetris, Quake or what?

Without aspect ratio knowledge all these modern titles are so hard to predict...

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Leading with what you are into seems like a solid way to find a good.match.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

And she seems into it.

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

She looks fuckin into it tbf

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 9 points 1 week ago

Shes laughing, let's goooo

[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This would have worked for me! I say give it a go, you never know. Tech was going on about the bios of my little work Lenovo that got chucked like a beyblade to me the other day, and it was pretty adorable. I guess when people are nerding out on the things they enjoy that’s pretty attractive.

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Can you give me the recipe for an attractive lasagna?

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If you happen to speak a little German, !ich_iel@feddit.org had quite a few lasagna recipes recently

[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe. Try this! https://gprivate.com/6j529

Personally idk I find it too wiggly looking.

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 1 points 1 week ago

The pasta. Especially when it’s layered. Ick.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 23 points 1 week ago

I mean, the One will certainly engage with that.

[–] phpinjected@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 1 week ago

can i pentest your honeypot?

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Idk why but I thought the blue shirt wasn't wearing pants. lol

[–] yopyop@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Canot unsee now.

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago

That and trauma bonding is how i got my boyfriend

[–] Uri@infosec.pub 8 points 1 week ago

I did the same today on bus 🙃

[–] tino@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I said that to my wife. Does it count as flirting?

[–] Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago

Imagine, there are women in tech 👩‍💻

(Guessing from meme that it is about male flirting female..)

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

Crazy entertaining actually

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago

This is like an average convo on the light rail in Seattle, especially near AmazonTown

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 1 points 1 week ago

Know that the play on words in the title is also appreciated 😌