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[โ€“] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago

This laptop is secretly downloading scientific papers behind a paywall to release them on the public internet. Sadly, the owner will be prosecuted unfairly and threatened with unreasonable punishment.

Remember Aaron.

[โ€“] FurryMemesAccount@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] expatriado@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

if you just moved in, server comes first, then a mattress, then the rest of the furniture

[โ€“] FurryMemesAccount@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The laptop could have setup to not sleep on close and could have been laying closed, screen on the ground. Also it would have provided completely unrestricted airflow to the fan...

...but then the sign would have affected the airflow...

This is the best compromise until mom visits and steps on it.