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[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 91 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm 41 and I still make this mistake all the time.

No matter how old and broken my body gets, I'll always be a teenager at heart.

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We are all just children in ill-fitting adult suits.

Mine seems to be defective at the knee somewhere in the back.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago

A young woman at work asked "You guys are adults, can you help me with this?" And that situation needed to be de-escalated.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 61 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Twenty seventeen years old.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can't recall how French people count, but I guess it's just something like that.

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Well, 97 is litterally "four twenties seventeen", soo yeah

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] errer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Twenty seven teen years old.

See? Still a teen ager.

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 day ago

Same. But I'm >50. Yet I pursued my hobbies to the fullest most of each day most of the years since I was a teen. And still do. I never "grew up". That sucks. I enjoy life and still hate having to take sleeping breaks, shopping trips or the other adult shit 😁

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I feel this, and I was born in the 80s

[–] frog@feddit.uk 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

* Me looking at my 16 year old nephew as we talk about Pokemon cards, Minecraft, and Nirvana *

Me: We are basically the same age.

Me too, but the kids of a friend think I'm cool, so I've got that going for me.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

laughs in 37

[–] PizzaLamp25@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

I got called "old" for being 30... I still feel like I'm in high-school.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

For me it changed when I got kids. Before that I was just as young as before. But 7 years of sleep deprivation really helps with feeling too young.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 day ago

I injured my back at 23, and have been using a cane off and on since then. I don’t understand this meme.

[–] MistressRemilia@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 day ago

Same but 41

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

Nah, when I was a teen I was dealing with childhood trauma but didn't realize it til late 20s early 30s. Luckily I was then dealt a whole new unrelated trauma. So teenagehood was like 2 traumas ago.

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I haven't felt like a teen since I was 14, but I was still too silly up until my mid 20s, NGL.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I teach people in their 20s. The older I get the more I realise how immature I was for so long and how long it takes to get mature. I'm at the point now of considering that the 20s are really just an extension of teenage years.

The prefrontal cortex, the brain region "implicated in executive functions, such as planning, decision making, working memory, personality expression, moderating social behavior and controlling certain aspects of speech and language" matures and develops primarily in adolescence, a process culminating at around the age of 25. 😅