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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] WeeneyTodd@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's not an argument, it's just contradiction!

[–] YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth 33 points 1 week ago

No it isn't

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

sorry I can't read "gif not available".

[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Me when when someone else takes over my argument for me 🥰

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

staying silent because the other dude got even better arguments

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

breathing a sigh of relief that you were right cuz you were about to start making shit up

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

These fools think we read our inboxes and don't just mark all as read

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

[laughs in muting replies on Piefed]

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

If its over five comments I click mark all as read.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

mark Deez nuts

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SnekZone@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

🍌 🍛 🥓 🍕

Edit: for people who don’t know banana curry pizza with ham is a real dish in Sweden. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/travel/bananas-and-curry-on-pizza-thats-how-the-swedish-do-it-180984961/

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

🪱🧴🍕

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

you're not starting an argument. You're just bad at ragebait

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Trolling is as old as the internet.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

trolling is a pretty new invention made up on Instagram

I see what you did there.

[–] Cannon_Connoisseur@literature.cafe 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think, therefore I am......

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Rene Descartes was a drunken fart.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 week ago

Therefore he was. A shart.

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[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

I think, therefore I am......

a fucking dumbass that's what

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (5 children)

You remind me of all the leftist Linux nerds here who believe socialism/communism and Linux are viable/worthwhile systems when they're obviously not feasible in the real world.

[–] bricklove@midwest.social 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I read this and started writing an actual reply. I am not a smart man.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have a hard time imagining what reply there could even be. Sorry, I'm just really tired of people unfairly demonizing the rich and promoting useless shareware operating systems.

[–] Thunderwolf@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The most widely used operating systems in the world are based on unix/linux. Android (the most used OS in the world), MacOS, iOS, ESXi (as well as most hypervisors that aren't hyper-v) are all based on Linux/Unix. That's not even mentioning routers, switches, load balancers, and other high performance networking equipment. Other critical internet infrastructure (like root DNS servers) are all based on Unix or Unix-derivitives.

Just because it's not a widely used desktop OS doesn't mean that Linux/unix aren't relevant.

Not sure if you're being serious or not, but I've personally had very little issue with gaming on Linux. To the Unix/Linux folks, windows 11 feels like a trash heap of bugs and blue screen crashes that suck.

To be fair though: Desktop Linux isn't for everyone. Making generalized statements about Linux is silly when you aren't a Linux user. Feel free to keep doing it, though. And if this was bait: 10/10

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

They are being sarcastic.

[–] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 5 points 1 week ago

Hey, watch what you're sayi—waaaaiiit a miinnnuuute

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Windows is a mental disorder.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 6 points 1 week ago

The healthcare we need, but don't deserve.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

These are both surprisingly apt.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

check out Antarctica, liberal.

[–] pornpornporn@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 week ago

You win the ragebait thread 🏆

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago

Well first, I was on drugs at the time.
But second, you don’t think that wide nose with the flared nostrils, the hooded eyelids, and the smarmy smile that screams “I have no respect for humanity” makes them resemble each other?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That annoying pos Tuvix deserved to die, any captain should have shot it on sight.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

any captain worth their salt wouldn't bother the time

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

listen here you little shit...

[–] bricklove@midwest.social 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's like tossing a grenade into a room and walking away.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Cool guys don't look at fireballs they tossed in the room.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

it wouldn't explode, do you even know how grenades work???

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