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I only do ranked sex for the matchmaking.
this post was submitted on 26 Nov 2025
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What do you wear to make it ranked competitive sex, if you're not down for formal sex? A helmet? π€
For you or the empire?
Implying that Kirby isn't glorious... Smh
Kirby is glorious but plays for fun Cuz it isnt fair for others when Kirby goes competitive
Sports shirt with sponsor logos and tennis socks
Tiger & Bunny Make a Porno.
Racing gloves and cool goggles.
Knee and elbow pads.
I think thatβs Jordan from the Axis of Awesome!
βtis
Why would you put a bowtie on your willie?
Uhm, because I'm not a slut?
Maybe because your regular tie is at the dry cleaner?
It's after six. What am I, a farmer?
What else am I supposed to use the stapler for?
Why wouldn't you?