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[–] scytale@piefed.zip 46 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It’s amazing how the Marilyn Manson rib lore was told in every high school around the world.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Before the internet was available to everyone

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I miss that time insanely. Shiiiiiiiet.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's undeniably convenient to have an amazingly powerful computer, and the internet in our pockets

But things were certainly slightly more innocent back then

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

I would say life was just more genuine back then. When you had to talk to people.

[–] the_artic_one@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago

It's an even older pre-internet meme, I heard it about Prince before Manson and I've heard from some older folks that they used to say the same thing about Rod Stewart.

[–] taytay@lemmings.world 1 points 1 week ago

I blame the Internet.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago
[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 12 points 1 week ago

German's who got the McRib on the regular menu.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

McDick woulda been funnier

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why would I suck my own dick when I can just reach my dick around and fuck myself in the ass?

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

/r/selffuck

Because you'd miss out on the happy meal.

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

🎶 Self-suck
Round-up
Im drinking
My own nut

Putting
Lips on
My glans
I kiss wrong

I like
To blow
But I wont
Leave home

So I'll
Bend o-
ver and lick
Own chode

Say it ain't so
Do you think tho
Will this feel better
If I keep going-
On on and on and on and on on 🎶

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

The other day I learned we can't generate images with disney IP (guess they respect ip from those with big lawyers). Would they generate an ikage with ronald mc?

[–] tym@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

how not meat if meat shaped?

Come to think of it, with beef prices (relative to spider meat prices) are so high I can see the mcrib coming back

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

I thought Ray Croc removed the McRib to create Birdie the Early Bird

[–] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 3 points 1 week ago

One of my friends has a joke: "Marilyn Manson had his ribs removed so he could suck them like dicks"