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[–] famijoku@feddit.org 3 points 6 days ago

acer laptop, nothing of value was lost

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, the ketchup goes on the keys and the fries on the touchpad.

Too bad you don't have a CD tray. I'm guessing that's why you didn't order a drink.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago

Nonsense! The touchpad is the perfect size to be a charcuterie board for the ketchup

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 week ago

Thank god it's an acer and not a good computer

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 week ago

Might as well just go and lick door handles at the airport.

[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This infuriates me more than it should.

[–] MelonYellow@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Me too. The grease! Those poor keys!

[–] teddy2021@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's an acer. It wasn't in for a good life.

[–] wioum@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Should have gotten a jade

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

It's not that much. Just enough to keep the keys lubed up and working well for years of service.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago

Don't worry about the grease, that's what the salt is for! just a big helping of salt all over the keyboard will clean it right up and also make the meal more delicious.

[–] Nyadia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm partial to the beefaroni cheesedog myself

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago

What in the war crime!

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You people that put food on your keyboards are monsters. There. I said it.

Edit:

What's with RuneScape full screen at like 640x480? 😂

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] Nyadia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

The Lenovo Stinkpad

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I do! That looks incredible. 🤩

[–] tuhriel@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago

What...why...how?

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hope that's your work laptop...

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's just my regular laptop, running Golden Arch Linux.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I just sat down for a nice crackers and milk salad

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

This is unacceptable. Why aren't you having cereal like a normal person?

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why is your laptop so thin?

Why does a racehorse even need a laptop?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

It's just what I have, but a thicker laptop and full-size keyboard will definitely hold your sauces much better.

[–] postnataldrip@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Open sauce and computer chips, what's not to love

oh man, you haven't lived until you've eaten cheese fries off your laptop keyboard at the end of a long day. You're so close, I promise it's worth it!

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago

I regularly cut cocaine on my laptop. It's a readily available surface in a surface deprived area.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

hello? ~~human~~ computer rights department?

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago
[–] certified_expert@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Disgusting... now I want fries