Disappointed it missed the opportunity to say it would blow his mind
postnataldrip
Open sauce and computer chips, what's not to love
I'm guessing that would be if every muscle was being used for propulsion at any given time. You'd need to allow for heart and lungs, as well as face, neck, tail muscles that don't contribute to power output, plus legs don't provide continuous power as they need to make a return trip.
If we really wanted to optimise a dog for power:weight there are quite a few systems we could do away with. But it would likely result in a less floofy doggo, so it's obviously not an option.
As long as they leave the internet alone
The barracuda
So kneecapping squirrels isn't the only way to get my fix, good to know
Had one like that at our local train station carpark, they'd forgotten to put the handbrake on and the car had slowly rolled out of its spot
Laughed at this a lot harder than I should, my wife is now giving me the "what stupid thing are you looking at" face.
Bravo
Booting on a schedule as others have suggested would be the simplest by far.
To answer as asked though, it's not something I've needed to do but it sounds like a VPN + IGMP proxy (I'm assuming you have a separate subnet for your VPN) might fit the bill.
Alternatively some kind of low power device (a Pi or something) that lives in the same subnet could make the WOL call locally, and you just need to find a way to trigger it. Could do it via a http call for example.