Biggie Smalls is at it again
this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2025
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I heard he was ill.
sicker than your average papa
that's why i'm so broke
It was all a dream, I used to read Word Up Magazine
I'll buy a 2 pack from big small
Less is more, you get half for the price of one.
what if i buy half
Then they kick you in the knee
That's what i was buying!
Then there's a stack underflow and you get kicked in the knee 255 times.
can i request specific delivery time and date? i wanna know if i can confuse my boss.
You can choose any time between 11 am and 11:04 am on Wednesday
my dude
Then they start talking about the capsule wardrobe for minimalistic living. Every season, throw away half and replace it with the latest fashion. In the end you still buy a lot.
My clothes fall apart before I throw them out, and those that don't will be used for gardening.
Buy the new desk lamp with minimalist design, don’t forget to throw out the old one.
- get rid of all your belongings.
- realise you need belongings.
- purchase new belongings.
WINNING
Well, yes
Its always about throwing things out which you dont need. Until you need Them, at which point you buy them again.
Yes, I'm a PC hoarder... BUT do you know how hard it is to get parts for stuff nowadays? I can't even buy a 1501 (or which ever old Intel socket it was) motherboard anymore, and don't even get me started with OEM Dell or Acer stuff, one of their PCs fans is known to die after about 7 years, and another one is only availible trough eBay, for 40$
It’s ironic that it’s more expensive to build a smaller computer
Less materials, more precision
All my homies hate ITX motherboard tax.
Buy less of small's less; less is more, but small less is less more than regular less
How come my wallet is more less then?
Product is expensive and air is cheap. Can we sell them more air and less product?
Like when Cap’n accidentally fucked up and made a cereal with all berries. Oops, all carbonation!
inhales
dies of asphyxiation
You inhale it? I drink it!
Dies of exploded stomach
less is more or less more
More or less
One of a few memes I frequently see yet updoot every time. This one speaks to me in some intimate way.
Don't buy minimalist things, just don't buy things.
Minimalism is for people that can solve any problems with money. No tools. No rainy day supplies. No "just in case" in the back of a cabinet. Something breaks? Call a guy. Need 300 cup cakes? Catering.
It's a philosophy for the rich. Not a philosophy that makes you rich.
Stuff is just stuff. We all leave this world without any of it.
Speak for yourself. When I go, I'm bringing this solid tungsten buttplug with me
Tell that to Neil Armstrong.
Minimalism is getting a handheld PC for gaming, using it as your "main" PC, and also attaching a SDR radio and use that for communications instead of a phone.
Also, you can watch movies on the small display to make Christopher Nolan very disappointed (I do watch youtube videos on my SteamDeck tho lol 😅)
Also can be used as a brick to hit someone trying to mug you.
Also, believe it or not, you can use that as the controls for a submarine to visit some place deep in the ocean!
Big small hired biggie smalls to bigly small my parents' life and now they're deadly big dead, small things can become big things and people can die. Like my parents.
Minimalism is a scam created by capitalists to sell more poverty.
FTFY. This is some SelfAwarewolves shit.