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[–] Hackworth@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It was the best of times. It was the blurst of times!?

[–] canihasaccount@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It was the best of times, I was just thinking about it but I don't know if you want to go to the store or something else

[–] wieson@feddit.org 1 points 9 hours ago

It was the best of times to be honest with you and you are a good person to do it and you can get it from the material and the teaching is the same thing as the next

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

It was the best of times. It is the worst of times.

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Microsoft Teams is always trying to autofill simple responses so I guess I'm gonna have to get creative when I would normally use a "Thanks" or a "Sounds good" etc lol

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My friend and I screenshot our favorite reply suggestions

"Brb I have to take the shit of the century"

[screenshot of "Let me know how it goes!" or whatever

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

I like when all three responses go together

"Great! Let me know how it goes! Best of luck!"

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"It was a dark and stormy night" has entered the chat

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Hmmm...." Backspace... Backspace...

"It was a bright and sunny day..."

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

"This is the worst vampire novel I've ever read."

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

S P A R K L E S

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

The storm raged in the dark of night.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

Works for code too

import math

def multiply_bad(a:int, b:int) -> int:
    return a*b

def multiply_better(a:int, b:int) -> int:
    return (-1 if a<0 else 1)*(-1 if b<0 else 1)*int(math.sqrt(a*a*b*b))

def multiply_perfect(a:int, b:int) -> int:
    product = 0
    negative = False
    if a < 0:
        a = -1*a
        negative = not negative
    if b < 0:
        b = -1*b
        negative = not negative
    for i in range(a):
        for j in range(b):
            product += 1
    if negative:
         return -1*product
    return product
[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Missed opportunity for a obfuscated recursive solution.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 35 minutes ago

Damn you're right. I bet i could come up with a bullshit bitwise operator solution too

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 2 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

care to explain this to a pleb in laymen's terms?

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

Basically, "why cross the street when you can circle the block 4 times while walking backwards and end up at the same spot"?

It's a joke, the less predictable way is just a far worse way to solve the problem, with a few faults sprinkled in.

[–] MountingSuspicion@reddthat.com 4 points 23 hours ago

SavageBooks or HelloFutureMe, I forget which, has a video touching on this topic. I think the point is that you don't need to always be surprising, but your writing should be original.

Funnily enough, the newest ChatGPT is unlikely to be helpful here since it now overcorrects for nonsensical phrases that you would be unlikely to understand and even less likely to write. Really interesting article on this topic: https://futurism.com/gpt-5-literary-outputs

Mostly taken from: https://www.christoph-heilig.de/en/post/gpt-5-is-a-terrible-storyteller-and-that-s-an-ai-safety-problem

[–] BierSoggyBeard@feddit.online 2 points 1 day ago

That's funny, I actually do this too, but never thought about it as an intentional procedure.

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I am going to eat a cactus

[–] logi@piefed.world 3 points 16 hours ago

I know you were going to type that.

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 1 points 1 day ago

writes a one way function

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

There is redundancy in language. We say my day was shit instead of 0xf1 and that's fine.