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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 15 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

before the internet we used to have argument rooms

[–] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago

of course we... wait

[–] lefixxx@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I'LL PRONOUNCE YOU DEAD MYSELF!

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Removed by moderator

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago

Call me old fashioned but I prefer picking fights the old fashioned way: doing shots before discussing religion with strangers at a bar.

[–] SoloCritical@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Ay fuck you and your couch

[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Oh, we're gonna fight, and I don't care whose couch that is!

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

JD Vance has entered the chat

[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I decided to play Overwatch until I could zen out and exude peace and cooperation. The idea that a game and the people playing it could make me irrationally angry made me rue my lack of self regulation. Took time and patience but I did get there! I think patience is the key word there. Patience isn't a strength of mine with the ADHD and whatnot.

[–] VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 hours ago

You, bastard.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

You're such a cuck (not that there's anything wrong with that, kinks among consenting adults are not subjects of shame)

Fuck, I'm bad at this.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

Yeah well at least my wife can get laid

Yeah I don't think I'm good at this either

[–] angband@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 hours ago

Fuck yeah it does. I learned better emotional regulation and how to analyze, form, and deconstruct arguments thanks to Reddit's general argumentative douchebaggery. Now I'm an even more insufferable prick than ever!

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You’re just being contradictory, that’s not an argument.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ThaTs nOt aN arGUmeNt

I... may be slightly out of practice.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

So your argument is a monthly python video about arguments? That's silly.

[–] Zombie@feddit.uk 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] angband@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Trolls used to make me so fucking mad.

Th1s ReALLY WuRkZ.

[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago

Gets banned after reply because fight is with a Mod on Reddit. Lol

[–] TipsyMcGee@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago

I didn’t even realize I was doing therapy, you inbred fucking idiot

[–] AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've been using this strategy my whole life without realizing it...

[–] TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (9 children)

If your username is anything to go by, it seems to be only moderately working.

I know what I'm about.

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[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (8 children)

the letter x is overrated. fight me

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 hours ago

You just triggered Elon Musk

[–] lefixxx@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Cash, me, and outside. BISH.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

So you prefer y-z coordinates?

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I always do Qijk, xyz is for pussies

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 18 hours ago

90’s companies in shambles

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? How can a letter be overrated- are you xenophobic? It's literally probably the least used letter out of all of the letters. I bet you think 9/11 is overrated too

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

yeah it's used the least because nobody actually thinks x is a good letter!!
the only people who like it are tech bros and edgy teens. If you wanna give attention to something underrated talk to a lonely guy. but Tech bros won't do that because it's not POPULAR!!
Fuck x.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

No I agree with you on this one pick something else

[–] angband@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

x marks the spot

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey, buddy. I don't like the cut of your jib. Let's take this outside.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

"It's nice out here, that was a great idea."

"Indeed."

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