You just need the right combination of terminal commands.
grep; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep
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PSA that ls -SluttySluttyShitShitPoopFuck is a valid command, ls comes with pretty much every letter of the alphabet as a flag
It's Linux, you gotta get the packages and build the pussy yourself.
sudo apt install git build-essentials
git clone https://codeberg.org/fleshlight/fleshlight-diy
cd fleshlight-diy
./configure --depth=x --width=y --texture=z --prefix=/usr/local/dick
make pussy
sudo make install
>be me, Gentoo user
>hear about this new pussy package
>will spend the next several hours compiling the pussy source code
>later virgins
There is no pussy on linux. You have to use either bussy or gock.
don't forget about gnussy
It’s actually gnu/ussy
Or, as I've recently taken to calling it, GNUSS plus Linussy
Until systemd-pussy is released, that is.
Depending on your local laws, you might need to take estrogen for a while and/or change your government ID before you can get one.
Until then, I recommend striped socks and cat ears.
It’s in the reflection of the monitor.
I thought you just got thigh highs….
who | grep -i single | date ; cd ~ ; unzip ; touch ; strip ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ; uptime ; unmount ; sleep
Sudo pussy enable
Systemctl reboot
I moved all the pussy to /dev/null. Apparently, it has unlimited storage space.
People still need to know you use Linux. Just tell everyone you meet which distro you use, by the way.
You're sitting on it
You have truly switched unless you’re wearing Unix socks
Dot local slash share slash pussy dot desktop or something like that, but it might not show up in the dock anyway if it didn't come in a flat pack crate.
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