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[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 68 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

ProprietaryAI Logo | Venture© Capital™ edition.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 38 points 13 hours ago

Anytime I imagined a circlejerk, i would've never thought of two dudes handling one penis. I always imagined one dude handling another penis, arranged going one direction, either clockwise or counter clockwise.

Thank you for enlightening me.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

There's a data compression algorithm joke in there somewhere.

[–] tpyo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I feel this is tangentially relevant, but I can't squeeze in a lame pun

https://youtu.be/jLkfD8pg_wQ

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I’ve always found the Gordian knot ChatGPT logo fitting.

It’s a knot tied so tightly and messily that nobody can make any sense of it. It says nothing of it being useful.

Alexander gets frustrated with trying to make sense of it and cuts it with his sword, destroying it.

Seems fitting for representing an AI that spits random bullshit in incomprehensible manner.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago
[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Eww, ai generated images...

Im fine with it in context. Like having swastikas in a piece of media on a dude who gets the shit murdered out of him.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 15 points 13 hours ago

I agree but it's also somehow fitting for the topic

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

The background is too white and the font is too consistent, maybe this is just a mockery of that style

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It's posted to the ChatGPT subreddit, I highly doubt that they are that self aware.

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The artstyle of the girl is also just very AI, so there's a extremely high probability

[–] Lokoschade@feddit.org 3 points 6 hours ago

Idk why you're getting down votes because that is literally what chat gpt will spit out if you ask it to generate in a simple comic art style

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 18 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I always laugh at the absurd confidence it has when being wrong... A while ago I was messing with chat gpt asking it for upgrade suggestions for a weapon in a game to see what knowledge it had of the game. It absolutely knew names, but it kept saying "here's a suggestion go from xyz(my great sword) and upgrade it to abc(a longsword)"

"...Ok, but the name you gave me is not a greatsword."

"Oh yes, thank you for your correction! Here's another suggestion (a bow)."

"That's not a greatsword either."

"You're right! Thank you again for your correction! Here's another suggestion (another longsword)"

"That's a longsword again."

"Thank you for your patience! After your corrections I finally have arrived at the correct answer! Names (a bow)"

Lol at least they were all real names from the game I was playing I guess.

[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 18 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

"Janet, if that's another cactus, I swear I'm gonna lose it..."

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 3 points 4 hours ago

Based The Good Place enjoyer

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 6 points 13 hours ago

Let me make a chart from the expected time to dead depending on the species of mushroom you ate