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[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I believe Kevin Smith is actually making this

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt4269346/

[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 51 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Moose are fucking terrifying.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

They're huge and dumb. They can trample, and did i mention how huge they are? The first time I saw one up close it was a surprise to the both of us. About shat myself.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Yup. Just went to Yellowstone and that was the one I was most worried about as far as animals go. I’m just worried they will come out of nowhere and mow you down.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Saw one in a yard in anchorage. It's like deer are in the Midwest

[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You don't want to know what will happen if you hit them with a vehicle.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Don't y'all in North America drive giant vehicles?

Imagine hitting one in a Fiat Panda.

[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 1 points 18 hours ago

Canadian drives don't always have huge vehicles, and if you hit one with a vehicle it will total your car and the moose will just walk off.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You better swerve unless you’re driving one of these. Even then you better swerve.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I been Yellowstone three times, never even thought about them. Especially never worried about them. But Bison those guys are just waiting to mess you up.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It’s crazy how close people were getting to the bison. It’s a giant wild animal… enjoy your Darwin Award, I guess.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They are literally a aggressive animal that will and does kill people. But they look so timid and why they sell shirts and bumper stickers that say Don't pet the fluffy cows.

For me I think they remember what we did to them and that is why they fucking hate us. I seen them literally sit in the middle ot the road and glare at the drivers.

Have you gone to the Bison museum in West Yellowstone?

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Didn’t go there even though we stayed in West Yellowstone, mostly because we were completely wiped out after a 9-hour day at the park. Did we miss out.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That rookie numbers got to pump the numbers up. We like to stay a week at a time. Stil can't do everything. And I have been.three years in a row. Was supposed to go this year but miss out.

The view from the top of Purple Mountain. Climb that and almost wiped out my boys in 2023.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That’s pretty! I definitely want to stay for longer next time. This year we did Glacier and Yellowstone in the same vacation, it was great but could be extended or split into two trips.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It was a beautiful scence. But it took us all damn day to climb that Mountain. It was supposed to be 3 miles, but man it felt much longer.

Edit: one cool thing is at the top you write your name on a sheet to prove you made it.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I bet there was quite the elevation gain. The miles, they lie!

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Yes and doesn't help that it was a winding path

Some other shots from the park:

This were fun to ride.

Was super hot and wife got overheated walking down to this water.

I love the park and can't wait to go back.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Beautiful pics, thanks for sharing! We did an audio tour while riding around, making stops and seeing the sights. Next time we’ll explore in more detail.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh thats neat. Did you at least take the hotel tour?

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

No, we didn’t - just shows how much there is still left to do!

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some of the last surviving Megafauna, yep.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Some of the most successful species on the planet are megafauna: cattle, and your mom

[–] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fun fact, orcas are considered a natural predator of moose

[–] thax@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

I bet that's a delicacy in orca society.

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Would you rather…:
• …encounter a moose in the water
• …encounter a great white on land

Def option 2 for me…

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[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Legitimately scarier than a shark.

[–] felsiq@piefed.zip 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Actually scarier, cuz I feel like moose are way more likely to fuck you up than sharks if you take into account how often humans interact with them

[–] bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Moose will attack you, but a lot of the deaths they cause are from hitting them with vehicles.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

i seen alot of stupid people trying to approach a moose(videos).

[–] bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Dear and dogs kill more people per year.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fucked up that they can swim tbh

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 days ago

They can dive.

[–] slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I first thought she is transporting two chairs on her shoulder.

[–] dangercake@feddit.uk 5 points 1 day ago

I thought it was an antenna hat

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

The ironic part is that they cause more deaths than sharks

[–] Aarkon@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago

We‘ll need a bigger boat

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A møøse once bit my sister…

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 20 hours ago

Her fault if she was carving her initials into it tbh

[–] dagger_punch@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

"Moose Jaws"

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There is no place safe. He kills in the water and on land. A must see "Mooooose eh!" Coming soon to at least two theaters.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Potentially more than 2, Kevin Smith is directing it.

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

Oh shit. He did turn justin long into a walrus.

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