this post was submitted on 09 Dec 2025
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[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I was actually born to have a lot of mercy

[–] Buffy@libretechni.ca 2 points 1 day ago

This is the real curse.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] exu@feditown.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have copy pasted a previous email and it felt great

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 1 points 1 day ago

One fed up customer service staff member took a screenshot of the boss's email and drew an arrow + circle, and that was the whole reply to our email chain.

It made my day.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

My tactic is to have an ever-increasing CC list of the person's boss, boss's boss, the boss's boss's boss, etc...

I think I once got to the director level before the issue was solved.

[–] Armand1@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have a habit of getting into trouble for criticizing the work of others. I do it constructively, but not always tactfully.

One I pulled a few months back was something along the lines of "don't do this, as it means other people will have to clean up after you".

I'm... working on it.

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 1 points 1 day ago

This is going to sound shit but I don't care.

I can't stand talking to morons. I talk matter-of-factly. I explain the problem. I say "Do you want X, Y, or Z? I'd recommend Z." And these idiots still reply with vague no-answers and then I get shit on because I point out their stupid behavior.

Anyways, now things are better because I just use AI slop to fix my writing and send that garbage to them.

And you know what? It fucking works. If their answer is still vague garbage, I repeat. Copy their slop, put it in ai, tell AI to give a professional response, paste that slop right back until I get an answer.

It's been saving me a dozen headaches. And chances are these fuckalls are using AI already so fight fire with fire.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 6 points 2 days ago

The first sentence is Internet in 1995.

The second sentence is having a job after 1995.

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

Man I know horns would be so inconvenient in many ways, but they just look so sick. I really want some.

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 4 points 2 days ago

I think I really need this on a t-shirt.

[–] maximumbird@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Anyone know where art like this comes from? Would love to read a story with it