Dad Jokes

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Description

This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

Rules

Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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founded 2 years ago

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loopy@lemmy.world

Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

Please post jokes about adult topics to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Update 2025-9-11: If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they would understand, you should probably post it to the this community: !unclejokes@lemmy.world. Please message me if you think it could be different.

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I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink... (lemmy.ca)

submitted 15 hours ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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...Now I’m in hospital, waiting to be seen.

What do cows call their tabloid magazines? Fake moos. (startrek.website)

submitted 2 days ago by IcedRaktajino@startrek.website to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Selective breeding (media.piefed.world)

submitted 3 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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What's a pirate's favourite letter? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Susaga@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Just kidding. What pirates love most is the C.

It happens sometimes. (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 days ago by davidgro@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Note: this is a true story, it happened a couple hours ago.

We were at the skating rink. "Low" by Flo Rida was playing. Suddenly a little kid spun out in front of us. Fortunately she wasn't hurt when she hit the floor (she hit the floor), next thing we knew Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low.

She was fine and got up on her own. Kids are rubber.

Gentle comedy (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 week ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/61642305