Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post jokes about adult topics to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Update 2025-9-11: If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they would understand, you should probably post it to the this community: !unclejokes@lemmy.world. Please message me if you think it could be different.

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I was in a work truck, passenger. (lemmy.world)
submitted 55 minutes ago by Jerb322@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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We were on the hwy passing a sign that had the next town ..... "Plover, 2 miles"

I yelled out "PLOVER!"

The driver swerved back and forth a bit, staring at me, startled.

Seeing my shit eating grin, he proceeded to yell at me how dangerous that was and how he wasn't amused.

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Formaldehyde is bad organic compound that caused cancer, so scientist are creating a good alternative. (lemmy.zip)
submitted 16 hours ago by psx_crab@lemmy.zip to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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They called it Formaldejekyll.

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Nurse Joke-What does it mean when a patient is drooling out of both sides of their mouth? (lemmy.world)
submitted 17 hours ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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The gurney is level!

Happy Nurses Day!

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What do you call a group of 8 hobbits? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 day ago by dohpaz42@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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A hob-byte.

~Looks like humor is back on the menu boys!~

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A limbo champion walked into a bar.... (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 day ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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They lost.

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippy? (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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He was too far out!

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Drinking impairs memory (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 days ago by PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I invented a thought controlled air freshener... (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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It makes scents when you think about it....

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Why can you no longer purchase an ancient Egyptian burial in America? (programming.dev)
submitted 4 days ago by vrek@programming.dev to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Those companies were all found to be pyramid schemes!

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Frank was adamant there are no rivers in Egypt . We had to fly in country and we had to keep pushing him for weeks! (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 days ago by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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But now Frank finally admits he was in the Nile .

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Why can’t dogs dance ? (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 days ago by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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They have two left feet

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What part of a flowers bicycle are most likely to fall off? (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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The pedals

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I was having a small procedure the other day and I asked the doctor if I could administer my own anesthesia...... (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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He said "Sure, knock yourself out"

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New job (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Where does ground beef go to dance? (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 days ago by gedaliyah@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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A Meatball.

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For the brits here: why are there no bank robberies in Wales? (programming.dev)
submitted 5 days ago by vrek@programming.dev to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Well first someone would need to put a bank inside a whale...

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I bought a new taser the other day but discovered I was holding it wrong..... (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I was stunned ⚡️⚡️

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I got a great price on a 3 foot long ruler the other day... (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I got it at a yard sale

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I bought tickets in the same seats for back to back nights to see the PBR show in town. (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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On the second night the attendant tried pointing to me my seat. But I cut them off and said: “its ok, this isn’t my first rodeo”

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Dad Joke 3.0.. (lemmy.today)
submitted 1 week ago by twettledumb@lemmy.today to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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What do you call an angry carrot?

A steamed Veggie

RIP Boiling water

you'll be mist

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Flock of cows (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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What award do you get when you win dentist of the year? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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A little plaque!

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If you listen closely when a cow runs out of milk... (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by RegularJoe@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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all you hear is udder silence.

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