Dad Jokes

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Description

This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

Rules

Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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founded 3 years ago

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loopy@lemmy.world

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Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 years ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post jokes about adult topics to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Update 2025-9-11: If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they would understand, you should probably post it to the this community: !unclejokes@lemmy.world. Please message me if you think it could be different.

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Dad's Foolish Idea 😁 (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 hours ago by Danika7@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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📷 : credit for the photographer is posted on the image

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Half brother (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 hours ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/51754695

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My grandfather used to sleep on piles of old magazines.... (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 hours ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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He had back issues......

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My brother was skydiving for the first time but he forgot to open parachute. (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) by WereCat@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Needles to say, he was very impressed with how it went down.

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I ordered a lockable box and a speaker online... (lemmus.org)

submitted 21 hours ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Source: https://mastodon.world/@LaffGaff/117241440939305773

transcript

@LaffGaff@mastodon.world:

I ordered a lockable box and a speaker online.

They arrived, safe and sound.

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Why was worker in a steel stamping factory in a hurry? (lemmy.world)

submitted 23 hours ago by WereCat@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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He had pressing matters to attend to.

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Why did the deer go to the orthodontist? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because he has buck teeth...

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Q: What's the biggest catnip delivery company in the United States? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 days ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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A: USPSpspsps

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The Imperial System (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by jqubed@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Why didn't the shellfish farmer go for a jog? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because he pulled a mussel....

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Tiger Woods (feddit.uk)

submitted 1 day ago by Diddlydee@feddit.uk to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It's no place for a picnic

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A lot of people cry when they cut an onion. (feddit.uk)

submitted 2 days ago by Diddlydee@feddit.uk to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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The trick is not to form an emotional bond.

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Remember mountains aren't just funny..... (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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They're hill areas..

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the right outlet for this (lemmy.ca)

submitted 3 days ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Yesterday my friend was telling me that I didn't understand irony at all (feddit.uk)

submitted 3 days ago by Diddlydee@feddit.uk to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Which is ironic as we were standing at a bus stop

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I bought the world's worst thesaurus (feddit.uk)

submitted 3 days ago by Diddlydee@feddit.uk to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Not only was it terrible, it was terrible.

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I had to get rid of my Darth Vader toy (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by Trex202@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It was a choking hazard

Stolen from this post

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Dad Knows Everything! 🧐👌 (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by Danika7@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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📷 : credit for the photographer is posted on the image

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Dad Remembers 😁 (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 days ago by Danika7@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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📷 : credit for the photographer is posted on the image

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What kind of tree fits in your hand? (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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A palm tree!

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The ISO just offered me a job. I declined though, because I have standards. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by abbadon420@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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When Does A Joke Become a Dad Joke? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 6 days ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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When it becomes apparent.

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Why don't astronauts like gravity? (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It brings them down!