Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

Rules

Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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founded 2 years ago

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loopy@lemmy.world

Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

Please post jokes about adult topics to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Update 2025-9-11: If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they would understand, you should probably post it to the this community: !unclejokes@lemmy.world. Please message me if you think it could be different.

Kindness is key (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 hours ago by zedgeist@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Why do farmers have ankles? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by Vandals_handle@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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To keep the calves from the corn.

It ain't much but it's an honest joke...

What kind of shoes do chickens wear? (startrek.website)

submitted 1 day ago by IcedRaktajino@startrek.website to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Re-bawks

Dad, what time is your dentist appointment? (startrek.website)

submitted 1 day ago by IcedRaktajino@startrek.website to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It's at tooth-hurty.

So many people are too judgemental today.... (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I can tell just by looking at them.

What does a mockingbird sound like? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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(this relies on someone to comment)

Be unpredictably punny (i.pinimg.com)

submitted 6 days ago by FenrirIII@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/39711441

What do you get if you boil a funny bone? (startrek.website)

submitted 6 days ago by IcedRaktajino@startrek.website to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Laughing stock.

I knew a guy who collected candy canes... (lemmy.today)

submitted 6 days ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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They were all in mint condition.

mindblowing (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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EDIT: direct upload so viewers don't have to rely on imgur ;) I wasn't aware that this is an issue, but luckily it is an easy fix .. and that you for letting me know.