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[–] 60d@lemmy.ca 6 points 58 minutes ago

Just GTFO cunt

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 hours ago

Just. Fucking. Die! Cunt.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 16 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Who could have thought, that separating yourself from one of the top three economic blocks on the planet, would have negative consequences?

[–] amateurcrastinator@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

But the sovereignty!

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 16 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You UK folks need to start making stronger milkshakes. Possibly with hydroflouric acid.

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Maybe a cocktail would work better.

[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 2 points 49 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 12 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Same guy who thought it'd be a good idea to have Sargon of Akkad join UKIP.

I used to feel weird when my niche internet obsessions started bleeding into the real world, but nowadays it's become so common that I barely react when some obscure internet drama that I think is funny, suddenly blooms into real world politics and I'm just sat here like "oh... again, huh?"

Anyway, one could probably have seen it coming that brexit wouldn't be a smart decision, but whatever, man.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

They seriously let that clown join the national party of clowns? I guess he fits right in there, but wtf is a youtuber doing in a political party?

[–] bless@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I'm picturing a movie poster: Brexit Has Fallen

[–] martinb@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 28 minutes ago

Somehow that's poignant

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Nonono, let the Brits keep their garbage.

[–] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

Yeah wtf don't send us this guy.

[–] DirtPuddleMisfortune@feddit.org 42 points 8 hours ago

It was always meant like: "If I fuck up with this Brexit, you guys can pay the price! I will live comfortably somewhere else!"

[–] CummandoX@lemmy.world 58 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

To be fair this is no self inflicted punishment whatsoever.

The guy basically said: "If I turn the place we all live in into a living hell, I will leave it"

No shit Sherlock, I am sure a lot of your compatriots are doing just that right now

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 11 hours ago

I mean he spends more time in the States than in Clacton so...

[–] radiouser@crazypeople.online 6 points 7 hours ago

Now that oxygen thief is doing the same crap again with the ~~Deform~~ Reform party and the UK are lapping it up.

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 158 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

The issue I see here is, and I believe I'm speaking for the entire rest of the world here, we don't want him

[–] knowone@slrpnk.net 63 points 14 hours ago (13 children)

He should just be exiled to some random, remote uninhabited island. Then he'll never have to deal with another foreigner again and we wouldn't have to deal with him

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

That would be a bit of a dick move to all the fish and bugs that live on and near those islands, they don't deserve to have to put up with him either. I suggest a random planetoid somewhere.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 29 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

What about North Sentinel Island?

[–] knowone@slrpnk.net 21 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Oh yeah great suggestion actually, I'm sure the locals would receive him in the best way he deserves

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 9 points 8 hours ago

We should dry rub him first. Maybe add some bay leaves.

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[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 98 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

"If Brexit fucks everything up, I'll just leave and let the rest of you deal with it"

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 1 points 59 minutes ago

That's what Dyson did, didn't they? They supported Brexit with a ton of money to transform UK into a no-worker-rights hellhole, and when that didn't happen fast enough, they moved production to Asia.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 34 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

He's still here fucking stuff up

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 25 points 13 hours ago

Farage: "On second thought, I think I will stay around and fuck up some more of your shit."

Voters: "Yes please!!!!!!"

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 17 points 13 hours ago

Oh, so if your policy fails, you'll abandon ship ?
And you want to be a politician ?
Listen, it's time for you to stand in front of the wall
You and that other blond hair ducker
We have suffered your continued existence long enough.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

Bye bye, Nige.

[–] derry@midwest.social 7 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Just not here please. We (US) are full up on town idiots. But I'm sure somewhere there's a town missing their idiot.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Sorry, but it’s traditional for us to dump our unwanted over there.

[–] rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Mate, Australia’s listening

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 5 points 7 hours ago

Sorry, that was very impolite of me, I should have offered him to you first.

[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 hours ago

I think the US is the best place he could go, it's already so bad even he will hardly make it worse, and more factions and intra-right tension might even be a good thing that could come out of it

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

So why is he still in the UK? Not really a guy keeping his word, or did all other country reject his request for permanent residence, because they already have their quota on assholes fulfilled?

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 13 points 12 hours ago

Trump said We'd never see him again. Fascists just lie a lot...

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[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 20 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

I think liars make really good politicians. They make wealth, we all lose it, but their ego gets inflated, so thats good, I guess...

The prick better not get in.

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