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[–] phpinjected@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago

bad but more chaotic

you want to be punk rock not blues or jazz

[–] Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 month ago

x = printf("one + nine");

[–] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

it takes two instructions to materialize a constant in risc-v. X64 has LEA.

Risc-v is better!

[–] eigenraum@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

Can someone make it an async function?

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