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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

There is an apartment in Japan that has a toilet exactly like this. The building is essentially triangular and the stairwell is packed next to the narrow corner; this leaves an even smaller triangle where the toilet is. Since the stairwell is outside the apartments proper, so are the toilets. For bonus points, the toilets are unventilated so they're hot and smelly.

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago

Landlords be like: 1000€ + fees a month

[–] udon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Almost perfect. The only design flaw is that the bridge folds away to the side instead of serving as a shielding entrance gate for extra protection. Minimal risk of harrassment, maximum toilet zen time.

[–] Sunschein@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago

Makes it pretty easy to take your shit to another level.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

Oops I crapped on the ceiling again.

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I get it, there is a uuhhh, floor door? That double as the floor to reach there and then a privacy door?

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At least there's a bum gun

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah, at least it has a bidet!

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I see there's a board that allows entry but where fo I wash my hands in this Flanders style home?

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

no idea if this toilet has one, but building a sink into the top of the tank is popular in parts of Asia for space- and water-saving (the graywater from washing hands fills the tank)

also if you ever encounter one, it's common for the tap to run automatically after flushing, which I did not realize and was unpleasantly startled by as a teenage exchange student lol

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Life advice: no courtesy flushing

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Personally, I'm glad there's no door. I prefer to shoot from the 3-point line.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

talking a piss as you walk up the stairs

[–] __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago

Uh, yeah ... a piss...

[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When you lay the floor down it doubles as a bed!

You can rent the space for only $1600/month in San Francisco!

[–] atomicpoet@piefed.social 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s a performance piece.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 day ago

any toilet is a performance piece if you eat enough Taco Bell

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Given the current world my first impulse was to see if this was AI generated as it makes no sense. Then I thought that even AI might take such a prompt and reply "no, that's ridiculous." So definitely human made.

[–] Kornblumenratte@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

This image is far older than generative AI.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I am not even going to attempt to climb those stairs.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

This is fucking horrible. I want to live here.

Edit: why the fuck do i want to live here?

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd immediately miss one of those incredibly tall, narrow steps and break my fucking neck. No thanks.

Theyre also not uniform. Notice where they intersect with the wall? its so cool!

[–] Carmakazi@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

I think I had to use one of these in a fever dream once

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

Then you walk downstairs into the shower box!

[–] Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

More open-plan shitters, please!

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No door? Just letting shit stink flow into the house? Yecch.

No, no.

The door is the front door. You live in either the gaming dungeon below or the kitchen/bdrm upstairs.

Obviously.

[–] YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth 6 points 1 day ago

Literal shit post

[–] Beidlpracker@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I‘m way too fat for that. Just gonna shit in the shower at this point.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

Waffle Stomp!