My new bad dragon toy just came in today so I'm gonna test that now
this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2025
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I'm going to go masturbate now. Thank you for your attention to this matter. ✋
I read this with trump's voice and now i need to go to therapy.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Time for another round of covfefe
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
🙏
You guys can tell me when you masturbate. We should all be more goon-positive.
Sure thing boss
I'll be in my bunk..
WHO'S HERE FOR SOME HOG CRANKING BROTHER?
The letter reactions spell out NO I CAME and that's funny
I 'bated twice already. going for lucky number three!
Sad to see yet another discord mod let the power go to their head
Anyways i'm off to do some masturbation now, wish me luck
good luck m8
Violent or regular masturbation?
Yes
The kind where you cry while doing it, not sure what it's called
that's the gråtrunk, the hip new loan word from scandinavia
This is immediately being added to my vocabulary as its something I do on the regular.
i recommend the "see also" section for further inspiration
This is amazing!!!
It's just a progress report on his jar filling
Mods: Please don't announce your gooning you degenerates
Six Users: 
Is it like the canary method?
Announce you aren't going to go masturbate, so when you don't say it, they know what you're doing?
I don't understand how it came up in the first place, is it a discord for a sex toy?
Wait, does butplug.io have a discord server?
Can I let the server know I’m gonna give my mini-me a stern shaking?
I didn't know Mike Johnson had a family discord..
lol, I would announce it just to be a shit, dudes just asking for this to take off by acknowledging it.
I'm going to go Jill off that guys wife.
So .. if you're not allowed to announce that, is it okay to alert the community that you need to let fluffy off the chain, drop off the kids at the pool, dig for gold or need to go see a man about a horse?