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[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

finds mercy

Overwatch R34 reference!!!1!!

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 20 points 18 hours ago
[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 156 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 25 points 1 day ago

I fucking love this picture

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago

This image makes me so happy lol

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

It'd be like that passage from Ezekiel 23:

14 But she carried her whoring further. She saw men portrayed on the wall, the images of the Chaldeans portrayed in vermilion,

15 wearing belts on their waists, with flowing turbans on their heads, all of them having the appearance of officers, a likeness of Babylonians whose native land was Chaldea.

16 When she saw them, she lusted after them and sent messengers to them in Chaldea.

17 And the Babylonians came to her into the bed of love, and they defiled her with their whoring lust. And after she was defiled by them, she turned from them in disgust.

18 When she carried on her whoring so openly and flaunted her nakedness, I turned in disgust from her, as I had turned in disgust from her sister.

19 Yet she increased her whoring, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt

20 and lusted after her lovers there, whose members (editor's note: penises/cocks/schlongs) were like those of donkeys, and whose issue (editor's note: semen/ejaculate) was like that of horses.

21 Thus you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when the Egyptians handled your bosom and pressed your young breasts.

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ezekiel?! That name fuckin' sucks!

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Fuck you, Tony!

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 17 points 1 day ago
[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Only real ones searched rule 34 xenomorph after seeing this.

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 day ago

Right...

After...

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Do you mean you haven't checked before this?

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why search again, is there new stuff?

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I posted last night, the good futa shit

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 5 hours ago

with telescopic schlong?🥺

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 17 points 1 day ago
[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I see no sign of renunciation.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 1 day ago

I am pretty sure being aroused isn't a sin.

Now if he was jizzing his pants...

[–] omniman@anarchist.nexus 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] snooggums@piefed.world 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If something exists then there is porn of it on the internet.

Yes, even that thing.

[–] omniman@anarchist.nexus 13 points 1 day ago (4 children)

soo i just have to type rule 34 in front of what i want and i will get it ? are there other rules ?

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Safe search needs to be off and it is strongly recommended not to have anyone else in the room.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

it doesn't appear on duckduckgo for me, I have to manually type in the address

... hypothetically speaking, I wouldn't know ...

[–] derry@midwest.social 3 points 1 day ago

And have an eye bleach picture ready

[–] omniman@anarchist.nexus 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

here's how to make it embed!
open that link, right click the gif and press the copy link button

now you have the link to the .gif file itself https://media1.tenor.com/m/o9LVlAwNm1IAAAAd/rayan-goslin.gif

now do

![](LINK HERE)

have fun :)

[–] omniman@anarchist.nexus 1 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)
[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago

Why would there be other rules?

[–] derry@midwest.social 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Don't look up Scooby doo Edit: both a warning and a reminder

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 3 points 1 day ago

Velma wearing baggy sweaters censorship!

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

you should google it.

rule 34 alf

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I fucking hate you for the shit I just saw.

[–] derry@midwest.social 6 points 1 day ago

Oh sweet summer child, once you know there's no going back. You sure you want to know?

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago

Oh no, I know what it means