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Yeah, if your therapist isn’t on board with this then get a new one, lol. Humor and gassing yourself up are great life skills.
"you gotta add something to make the alcohol gooey otherwise it'll all burn off fast and then it's just a fire glass rag grenade"?
"okay again that's true but not the appropriate aphorism. i'm not sure that's even an aphorism tell me about your mother and this time i'll listen"
"It is what it is"
"It is what it is. They don't think it be like it is, but it do."
Hyping yourself up and giving thanks to your mother/thinking positively about family in the same sentence? Wonderful. 😅
Honestly, "it is what it is" and "this too shall pass" can help you talk yourself into productive calmness in the vast majority of cases!
“And there is only thing we say to Death. ~~Not today~~ Why are you coming after me instead of Curtis?”
“Because I refuse to raise the stakes for the white folks at the top of the call sheet by killing a marginalized person. It’s a tired trope, and Curtis is going to get it after you and Jennifer.”
“Ohh, like Night of the Living Dead or Scream 2. Makes sense.”
:dies:
"Called it."
"Aww, fuck! Here we go again!"
" .... ??!!!!?? ..... "
Therapist: .... ??? .... what are you doing?!! ... where did you go!!?? ... HEY!! COME BACK HERE!!!
Me: WE'RE GONNA DIEEEEEE!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!! THE END IS HERE!!!!!!! .... (pushes over a woman, runs over a small child, tosses a baby carriage out of the way, punches some random stranger, keeps running)
what is the therapist meant to recommend instead?
Crying about it in a nicely furnished room and then paying them $500
A shared burden is a halved burden
Ah shit here we go again