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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 18 minutes ago
[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 13 points 3 hours ago

Seems like he lost a gun debate

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 20 points 4 hours ago
[–] Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Because he had a hole in his neck, and blood came out of that hole. He needed that blood.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

He got a new hole and blood came out? Sounds like transexual surgery to me.

[–] Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think anyone should fuck a person in the neck.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

As a fan of throat fucking, I disagree.

[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world 69 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago (2 children)
[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 3 points 54 minutes ago

If she saved western civilization, how comes I don't know who she is?

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 hour ago

Never notice the resemblance until now.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 6 hours ago

hypocrite smh

[–] unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml 8 points 7 hours ago

He truly was a professional at life.

You see, due to his professialism and resilience, his body produced more blood than an average human. His blood content is comparable to that of Erwin 'Desert Fox' Rommel of WWII brilliant commander fame.

They both had 45-65% more blood than an average human in their bodies at all times.

Once the man uttered the words "gang violence", of incredible importance to himself, that blood rushed into his brain, together with adrenaline and endorphins.

Unfortunately, it was a bit too much for poor Kirk. His blood managed to sever his cartoid. The blood gushed into his head, and the adrenaline compressed his veins.

The rest is history.

Such a pro at life.

Well who does Kirk's wife ask now for not getting satisfied? He's dead.

[–] Therobohour@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Because he was shot. Its very simple America, too many guns

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 hours ago

he just needed a gun to fight the guy with the gun. problem solved, no?

[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 67 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Why is his face to small for his head?

[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 hours ago

forgot to turn off bighead mode before entering pvp zone

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Compensate for his new hole

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 69 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

You know what would do this justice? We all gaslight the GOP into saying this is fake news. That it's AI. That he's completely fine but in a bunker somewhere for his safety.

In fact...this is what's true.

No way that a shot would show this much blood, especially against a white hetero man. This has woke AI written all over it.

[–] iridebikes@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Love this. Give it right back to them.

[–] meathorse@lemmy.world 50 points 14 hours ago (6 children)

People are saying that the crowd was full of crisis actors

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 hours ago

In 6 months Kash will tell us it was suicide and the video was AI.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 7 points 9 hours ago

US students are so desensitize to gun shots, they wouldn't have run away.

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[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 3 points 4 hours ago

His lungs were definitely not full of blood.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 278 points 18 hours ago (24 children)

I can’t believe this is how I found out he got shot lmao

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 46 points 15 hours ago

simpsons did it in, uh, 1999

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 173 points 18 hours ago (11 children)

Has anyone (in Utah) asked: What was he wearing when this happened to him????????

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