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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago
[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 21 points 10 hours ago

Seems like he lost a gun debate

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 35 points 11 hours ago
[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world 89 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 16 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Never noticed the resemblance until now.

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

If she saved western civilization, how comes I don't know who she is?

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

She's the "alternative facts" lady.

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

That doesn't really narrow it down that much...

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 1 points 40 minutes ago

She's the one who coined the term.

[–] Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Because he had a hole in his neck, and blood came out of that hole. He needed that blood.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 24 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

He got a new hole and blood came out? Sounds like transexual surgery to me.

[–] Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think anyone should fuck a person in the neck.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

As a fan of throat fucking, I disagree.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 13 hours ago

hypocrite smh

[–] unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml 10 points 14 hours ago

He truly was a professional at life.

You see, due to his professialism and resilience, his body produced more blood than an average human. His blood content is comparable to that of Erwin 'Desert Fox' Rommel of WWII brilliant commander fame.

They both had 45-65% more blood than an average human in their bodies at all times.

Once the man uttered the words "gang violence", of incredible importance to himself, that blood rushed into his brain, together with adrenaline and endorphins.

Unfortunately, it was a bit too much for poor Kirk. His blood managed to sever his cartoid. The blood gushed into his head, and the adrenaline compressed his veins.

The rest is history.

Such a pro at life.

[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 71 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Why is his face to small for his head?

[–] Mamdani_Da_Savior@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Its why he got hit in the neck, his head was too small

[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 10 points 9 hours ago

forgot to turn off bighead mode before entering pvp zone

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Compensate for his new hole

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 288 points 1 day ago (24 children)

I can’t believe this is how I found out he got shot lmao

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[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 75 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

You know what would do this justice? We all gaslight the GOP into saying this is fake news. That it's AI. That he's completely fine but in a bunker somewhere for his safety.

In fact...this is what's true.

No way that a shot would show this much blood, especially against a white hetero man. This has woke AI written all over it.

[–] iridebikes@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Love this. Give it right back to them.

[–] meathorse@lemmy.world 54 points 21 hours ago (6 children)

People are saying that the crowd was full of crisis actors

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 hours ago

In 6 months Kash will tell us it was suicide and the video was AI.

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[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 60 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

His lungs were definitely not full of blood.

[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 hours ago

i know, i made the meme before i saw the video

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 180 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Has anyone (in Utah) asked: What was he wearing when this happened to him????????

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 51 points 21 hours ago

simpsons did it in, uh, 1999

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