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[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (30 children)
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[–] strawberry@kbin.earth 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

he wasn't ranked high enough

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[–] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At least he's not stealing oxygen anymore.

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[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

Because somebody had to wipe that smug retrograde smirk off his face, that's why.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 22 points 1 day ago
[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Filter, Hey Man Nice Shot. There’s a celebration in the you tube comment section

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I must have listened to that song 15 times today so far

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

The comment section is awesome today

[–] cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I would like to see an edit with the mario bros death jingle played right after the shot

[–] AnitaAmandaHuginskis@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

Well who does Kirk's wife ask now for not getting satisfied? He's dead.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 points 1 day ago

Amateur-Life. Noob-Life.

[–] rottenmummy@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–] arudesalad@piefed.ca 10 points 1 day ago

If my brother didn't tell me first this would've been how I found out

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

What a hypocrite

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sir, this is a Wendy's, it's too soon to order this item here.

[–] pebbles@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Honestly impressed Wendy's would consider serving such an item later

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I remember when some nutcase asked Kirk 'when will it be time to use the guns?' referring to an all-out armed insurrection, he was in an awkward situation there. What is the takeaway? Fucked if I know...

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