What's sad is because the current "administration" is so fucking stupid, they'll probably try to arrest these Etsy 'witches"...
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Maybe one of them performed their spell over the dark web, with bitcoin as sacrifice.
OK so, in Wicca at least (not sure about other traditions) there's this thing called the Rule of Three: everything you send out will come back three times as hard, including with Magic.
So, I wonder how the rule of three will deal with this?
Not all people who wear the title of witch are Wiccan.
rule of three is broader than Wicca though. something like it is common in a lot of pagan beliefs.
I know some who go by it, and many who don't. Usually the longer they're in it, the more radical they become.
Charlie Kirk, Steve Bannon, Donald Trump. Go wicca witches, do your thing!
Edit: I will also accept Tucker Carlson and Nigel Farage
I would say something but I'm worried it will lead me to getting partyvanned
Three Nazis will be removed from their lives as well.
Nah, they're gonna be more like the "Anthony Adams Rubbing Hands Together From Behind a Tree" meme when they realize how much they can jack up their prices on Etsy now.
I hope the witches encrypted their spells so they can't be traced.
Good luck, they're behind seven pentagrams.
Virtual Pentagram Network.
Next week in EU: "We're proposing a new bill, called 'SpellControl', for the safety of our people"
Antimagic collars for all spell casters, for your safety. You can still cast spells must must verify your ID and choose from a list of approved magics.
Please do Putin please do Putin
But how will Trump know what to do without Putin's orders? Better take him out also.
And Trump and JD Vance :3
Слушай, ну Трамп это помощнее фигура. Я думаю что его ауру окутывают несколько слоев магической защиты +9
Причај српски да те цијели свијет разумије :3 Трумп и Путин си могу попушит курац :3
Trump x Putin YAOI hentai?
Or Andrej Plenković x Zoran Milanović YAOI hentai??
Come fucking on. That is the most annoying thing I ever hear, why did you have to say it? I refuse.
mrrrreow meow :3
Trump x Putin YAOI hentai?
Brain bleach stat! Please. What a horrific mental image.
Wait till you see Trump x Kim Jong Un YAOI
Why would you do that to me??!? I was having a perfectly nice day and then I get two awful images put in my head in the course of five minutes.
Do not suggest making it a three-way between them, that image would be even worse.
Sorry mrrrreow meow. Reject humanity, embrace mrrrreow meow :3
Can you send that to the dictators instead?
sure mrrrreow meow :3
Sta ti je brale?
meow meow :3
Aha, procitao profil...pa srecno sa time U Srbiju, Srbija je kaput.
Ma sprdam se ja po internetu, sve što pišem je >90% shitpost <10% ozbiljno mrreow meow :3 iz Hrvatske sam, ne iz Srbije :3
Vazi druze
Hmmm, yes, interesting. Regardless of what was said in the rest of the post, I agree with the part I understood.
In cyrillic it basically says "Speak serbian so that whole world understands you :3 Trump and Putin can suck each other dick :3"
... Did they do Trump too? He's looking a little...stroke-ish.
There's a part of me that knows, if the fbi or other goons draw up a search warrant (well, I guess subpoena since it's bank record) for that transaction, we will be hearing about some poor folks getting harassed for 'cursing' kirk.
The same 7 people who are impressed by this vsauce video
Hey vsauce, Michael here or am I, who am I? Who are you? Why am I still here?
when will God end my suffering?