this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Ertain@mast.linuxgamecast.com 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

@Early_To_Risa This situation makes me think of the Meatloaf song "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad". There's an interpretation of the song that the first part of it is about a man who tried to love a woman, yet he was turned down. Later in the song, the man is talking about how the woman has come back to him years later, but he has moved on.

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[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Anon needs to count their lucky stars and get on with life.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago

Breaking out Rayo’s number into expanded Knuth’s up-arrow notation by hand would be easier than jumping into this.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 10 points 2 weeks ago

Good on anon for not being a spineless simp.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 9 points 2 weeks ago

They are actually made for each other.

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Who upvotes these phony MRA tales? Give me an effing break.

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[–] biotin7@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Dodged a bullet, but should've done that sooner.

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[–] Zexks@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Been there more than a few times. Dont wait people it almpst never works out. Dont say never though, someone people do win lotteries occasionally.

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