That happened. And then everybody clapped.
this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2025
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Actually this kind of thing happens often enough. The exact words vary, but if people live in low population locations, wait a decade and you'll be surprised at who gets together.
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I mean it's greentext. That part is always implied.
@Early_To_Risa This situation makes me think of the Meatloaf song "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad". There's an interpretation of the song that the first part of it is about a man who tried to love a woman, yet he was turned down. Later in the song, the man is talking about how the woman has come back to him years later, but he has moved on.
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Anon needs to count their lucky stars and get on with life.
Breaking out Rayo’s number into expanded Knuth’s up-arrow notation by hand would be easier than jumping into this.
Good on anon for not being a spineless simp.
They are actually made for each other.
Been there more than a few times. Dont wait people it almpst never works out. Dont say never though, someone people do win lotteries occasionally.