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Haven’t even staged it yet, so git reminds me tomorrow.

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[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 hours ago

This code is garage.

[–] arschflugkoerper@feddit.org 19 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Every day devs fight the urge to refactor everything.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 16 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I don't fight it. I have a small project that's completely fucked up, and I refactor it a little every day as a treat. So relaxing 💖

[–] balsoft@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 hours ago

Honestly, yes. I have days when I want to code something new and experiment, and days when I just want to drudge through existing code and carefully refactor/clean up so that it still works (or even works better in some cases).

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 2 points 19 hours ago

Well, in that particular case I have a function that’s going to be needed in multiple places defined in a single 160-character line inside another function.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 4 points 20 hours ago

What is this ...an accountability request???

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 19 hours ago

Regan the true tech bro