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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 10 points 1 day ago

See? This is how you shitpost with politics in but it’s still a shitpost.

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Yaa... Am boy preggers... Sorry dad.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 90 points 2 days ago (2 children)

He actually said this. It was at a rally in some town in Ohio and he said exactly this. Everyone stood up and cheered. One old lady literally ascended into heaven right there on the spot (old ladies do this from time to time). This all really happened and you can all trust me.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And then Einstein presented him a nobel for medicine and everyone clapped

[–] b_tr3e@feddit.org 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The name is Epstein. Who ever heard of any "Einstein files"?

[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 3 points 1 day ago

Einstein was a nickname for Jeffrey Epstein. It translates to "one stone" and was given to him after he and Trump got stoned in Switzerland ca. 2009. all real

[–] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I was there. I wouldn’t have missed it.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

I was the old lady that ascended to heaven.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago
[–] Klear@quokk.au 3 points 2 days ago

Shouldn't have missed his ear.

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 32 points 2 days ago

MANY SUCH CASES

[–] SoloCritical@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Thank you for your attention to this matter -DJT

[–] optissima@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago
[–] halvar@lemy.lol 21 points 2 days ago

many such cases

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Butt babies happen!

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 days ago

👍🏻

Excellent work sibling

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

His stomach contents will be 15% semen (his own).

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 days ago

Bubba tells me that it might not only be his own

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

Finally some leadership out of this guy.