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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Code that does not work is just text.

[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I’ve never thought of it that way. I’m going to add copy writer to my resume.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

Maybe fiction writer as well

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This made me laugh so hard one of the dogs came to check in on me.

[–] Zoop@beehaw.org 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Oh my goodness, that's adorable and sweet of your dog! Also, I'm so glad you had such a big laugh. I love when that happens.

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

He’s a sweet guy. … Mostly. Very much in need of a lot of attention. Sometimes he just sits next to you on the couch and puts his paw on you if you’re not giving him enough attention.

Here he is posing with his sister as a prop:
A black and white heeler resting his head on a white and brown pit bull

[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 months ago

All programs can be written with on less line of code. All programs have at least one bug.

By the logical consequences of these axioms every program can be reduced to one line of code - that doesn't work.

One day AI will get there.