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OAuth (piefed.europe.pub)

submitted 1 week ago by tfm@piefed.europe.pub to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 235 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Log in with caution

Carefully... CAREFULLY!

[–] somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

clicks the Delete My Account Instead button

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

AH FUCK!

[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

More like, "are you sure?"

Are you really sure?

Okay, but, like, are you for real sure?

Sure, just… confirm your password

Confirmation code sent to your phone

Now, log out and back in, to be sure

You sure, right? Didn't change your mind?

Okay, confirm link sent to email

Okay, but, like, take a look at what you'll be missing. Are you really sure?

Oi, I'll let you in on a secret: we got a very special deal, just for you. How about that? Sounds good, innit? How about we stop this silly thing and get back inside, so you can enjoy this sweet, sweet deal?

Aight, get it. You hate good deals, and don't care missing out on what we have to offer. Please call us at 0118**************** and explain thoroughly why exactly you're leaving. Btw, can we get that written as well? Just, y'know, a little dissertation on the matter. Just mail it over to our headquarters

Aight, just so you know, we'll have to charge a little account deletion fee. Standard procedure, here.

Hate to see you go :(

We'll miss you tons. Come back anytime!

*marks account inactive*

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[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 103 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I knew that potato would come in handy!

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My 2fa tater rotted, how do I log in?

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 23 points 1 week ago

Use a PDF of the Wikipedia article on potatoes.

[–] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

!potatoism@lemmy.world

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[–] dumnezero@piefed.social 89 points 1 week ago (4 children)

We're going to return to user + password in the near future.

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 116 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Please drink verification can to continue

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

The code is at the bottom of the can and can only be seen be shining a flashlight down it. This completes Step 1 of the verification.

Oh and it changes your pee color so it can reveal the ~~passkey~~ pisskey verification QR code on the urinal in front of you to complete Step 2 of the verification.

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

It costs the company millions a year but at least no poor person gets anything for free.

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[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Passkeys, more likely.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

i never stopped

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[–] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 80 points 1 week ago (2 children)

[–] somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago

Yesn't

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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 72 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My mom says its okay to login

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Half the people in here have logged in with your mom.

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[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Honestly I thought it was great when OAuth started making it easy to use my various pre-existing IDs as logins for websites. But now I cant remember which one is which and my password manager doesn't give me any hints. Sigh.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Honestly that’s why I just stick with local site auth and a password manager. 1) it lets me remember things via my manager and 2) if it’s compromised, they’ll only have access to that site and not other ones I’ve used to log in with.

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

I generally do too. But then you're also at the mercy of whether the site was designed with even the most basic of security in mind. Luckily the password managers all generate unique passwords so one site getting hacked and plaintext passwords stolen won't get my bank info put at risk - but still.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

[–] somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why can't i see your password?

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can see it, it's *******

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
haha, does that look funny to you?

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[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

somebody actually make an app where you log in with your calculator

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 31 points 1 week ago

One more reason for me to make an OnlyFans

[–] Zink@programming.dev 29 points 1 week ago

It's not the funniest one, I don't have an account, and I don't live near one. But if I ever see the option to log in with Jollibee on any legit service I am already using I am switching over to that ASAP.

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Surely, potato won't sell my data, right?

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[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 week ago

Always pick login with calculator, and spoof someone else's id.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago

Login with your mom 👩‍🦳

[–] MagnyusG@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Found the Filipino.

[–] the_artic_one@programming.dev 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What's more american than ordering a tray of spaghetti from a fried chicken restaurant?

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[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

i live nowhere near a jollibee 😭

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[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

[–] wakest@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I fucking wish!

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

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[–] M137@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Form 137, nice.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 10 points 1 week ago

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 1 week ago

Ugh. Moooooooooooooom. I need you to login again

[–] Prove_your_argument@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago

I'm logging in with a potato!

[–] sip@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago

totally possible, given you can digitally sign PDFs.

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